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Posted: Aug 12, 2005 7:25 p.m. - Subject: My Theory On Rap
Well basicly all we do is hate rap and all the wiggers
What Rap Is
Rap is that distinct horrible music that you constantly hear at your highschool, or on the street if you live in a city, or on the radio, or on TV. It can be identifyed by the "drum" beat that continually loops over and over. Often, listeners of rap identify the quality of a rap "song" by how "phat" its beat is, or something like that.
Another major characteristic of rap, is the stupid ass fucking shitty lyrics that a bunch of "bad ass muthas" try to sing over the equally stupid ass fucking shitty drum machine and synthesizers. These lyrics are basically always about how they just busted a phat cap in their homeez azzes. Or about how "life is hard in the ghetto". Nobody fucking gives a shit how life is in the ghetto, last time I was in the ghetto my wallet got stolen, so shut the fuck up.
The Notorious F.A.T and Deadpac. You know who I’m talking about. Their fucking music is what killed them. If they weren’t rappers they would still be alive, not that I would give a shit. The whole west sideeast side thing, that whole fucking deal started cause of rap. Its fucking stupid, who gives a shit about the "east side" or "west side". God knows I dont. I dont think in the history of metal and rock any artist has ever been murdered. Except for John Lennon I suppose, but that had nothing to do with his music, the murderer was just insane. And then theres the people who claim Deadpac is still alive. Oh my fucking god, he is NOT still alive, would you still be alive if you got SHOT IN THE HEAD, no! Here is why I believe he is dead: murder ---> autopsy --> funeral.
Real Music
Real music is defined as: not fucking rap! Basically, I consider any music that isn’t rappoptechno to be real music. Any music played with instruments is real music. I’m not saying I like ALL real music, but I’m saying it’s a hell of a lot better than any rap. I like metal and "classic" rock. Like Metallica, Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Rush, Allman Brothers, Jimi Hendrix and Lynyrd Skynyrd. These are actual bands, these bands wrote their own music, played their own music, and it took a hell of a lot of talent to do it. And if your a rap fan, please don’t try to argue that rap is better just cause of the ’rapping’. Who the hell cares if there isn’t some gangster spitting out lyrics wicked fast, theres a lot more to good music than that. Oh and also, this isn’t a racial thing at all, cause theres white rappers and I hate them just as much, and theres also black rock artists such as Jimi Hendrix, and I like him. Metallica of course, is still around, and has been since 1983, and they still kick ass. Black Sabbath has been around for almost 30 years, can you name one fucking rapper that lasts that long? Can you name one fucking rapper who has more than 2 or 3 successfull songs? I doubt it. Take Ricky Martin for example, he’s not rap, but he’s fucking glammy pop shit, do you think your still even gonna know who he is a year from now? Probably not...
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Why i Also hate mtv Well, theres a few reasons why MTV also sucks ass. For one thing, they have shows that have absoutly nothing to do with music, despite the fact MTV stands for Music Television. Shows like Road Rules and Real World. Seriously, is there any fucking difference between these two shows? Frankly, I dont give a fuck about a bunch of 20 year olds in a winabago, I dont give a fuck about Cindy’s lesbianism, or how Carol is gonna react when she finds out Bob is gay. These shows are obviously fucking horrible and shouldn’t be on MTV, but they show MARATHONS of them, I can’t even count how many times I’m watching the Prevue channel and I see MTV come up, and it says ’Road Rules Marathon’. God, I don’t fucking care! As if these two shows aren’t bad enough, you then have all the other pointless annoying non-music related shows, like Daria, Loveline, and global dance party or whatever the fuck its called. What the hell is with that show, its always on at like 2 in the morning, I dunno about you, but if its 2 in the morning, and I’m in a situation where I’m watching TV, I dont want to fucking dance. And now we come to the music related shows that they DO have. About 99% of them are rappop shows. Like Jams countdown. Ooh yeah, gotta love those Jams, the same fucking ones over and over every god damn day, not that I would like them any more if they were new "jams" every day. And then theres TRL, thats real cool, I love it how the same fucking videos are shown every day because people just keep voting for the same ones. There isn’t one rock related show on MTV anymore at all, there USED to be Mattrock, and that was pretty good sometimes (even though Matt Pinfeild has a raspy voice, "How**Abo**ut**Batt*ery!*") but it was on at 11pm and a lot of the time they cancelled it in favor of extra episodes of RoadRules or some shit. But of course now, Mattrock is totally gone. What MTV needs to do is: Get rid of ALL of the non-music related shows. And have at least 2 shows centered around music OTHER than rappop, like bring back Mattrock... the only two good things that came out of mtv are CKY and Jackass
The other day i was watching much music and some rapper came on and basicly his whole songor whatever you want to call it was *YO HOE YO YO HOE YO HOE* and that got me thinking HE WAS TRYING TO BE A PIRATE! so maby pirates were the people that created rap because of the way that they talk.
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Posted: Aug 12, 2005 8:12 p.m. - Subject:
Redzion you are the man and a genius even though it doesnt take much intelligence to figure out that rap sucks but that the word "Rap" itself can be considered a very accurately describing acronym of what it is is just genius!!
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Posted: Aug 12, 2005 9:48 p.m. - Subject:
Alright, 99.99999% of rap is utter shit, so I will try to join the group...but I have to say this much. Weird Al Yankovic has some really funny parodies of bad rap songs that I like. But yeah, MTV is going to hell.
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Posted: Aug 18, 2005 11:04 a.m. - Subject:
They’re crazy for liking it, in reality, they’re all pussies. I caught 2 black kids blasting some rap song out of their headphones. They were doing something to my moms car....or atleast were about too. I came out of the house with this thing i have called the Triple Threat and they scattered like roaches. Nothing to be afraid of.
All you rap haters are racist pussies. I hope a black rapper fucks your wife or your girlfriend or your sista or your mother. I hope a black rapper gives them some hard black dick. Fucking no melinin pasty crackers.
Posted: Sep 29, 2005 9:31 a.m. - Subject: heavy metal is gay
Redzion is a fucking homo. He says that rap isnt music. Gaylord. Banging on bottles or tables can be music, fool. Rap evolved out of the seventees and the innercitys when kids couldnt afford a guitar or a piano and made music with turntables. Thats innovation you dumb cracker. You think a skinny white dude screaming down the mike or some band making as much noise as they can is music. fuck off. I sense envy. Rap/ hip hop came from the gutter. When mtv didnt want nothing to do with it, when white kids were afraid of it, when the mainsteam dismissed it as a fad , black people were still doing their thing. Now everyone wants a piece and rap is bigger than rock. What goes around comes around pussy. I hear you winging on about how everone thinks metal is just about satanisn then you turn around and say rap music is all about guns and drugs. hypocrite. Rap music is more than that and if you really knew about rap youd know that. Alot of you haters sound racist. It sounds like you just hate black people and anyone that embraces our culture (Wiggers). If you are racist then come clean. Stop hiding behind " i hate rap" thats cowardice. Black people have birthed all the music you listen to today. From jazz to rock and roll to house music to garage. What the fuck!!! You dare diss and say rap is not music!! you are a stupid mutherfucker. Look at how rap influences every type of genre. Kid rock, limp biscuit. and many more. Black music rules. You can hate but you cant stop. People on here are saying all rappers should die. shame on you. Ive never been on a hip hop site thats hating on rock or any other type of music form. never have I seen anyone calling for metal artists to die. Thats why I know you wankers are just racist pea brain inbred scum. Just come straight with it. You hate black people. You hate the fact that not even your own white people want to listen to your crappy thrash bullshit. Rap will never die!!!! Bitches.
yea, and whats with white rappers? Being white is a valuable asset in the racist world we live in. let black people have Something of their own. Also, theres so many rappers who are definiely faking the whole thing. some of them are actually very smart people. the fact is that they never smoked weed, but they all try to make it seem as if they were from the ghetto, and that they have drug dealing and gang affiliatios. most of those people could probably be doing something worth their while if it wasnt for their "badass" pothead image.
yea, and whats with white rappers? Being white is a valuable asset in the racist world we live in. let black people have Something of their own. Also, theres so many rappers who are definiely faking the whole thing. some of them are actually very smart people. the fact is that they never smoked weed, but they all try to make it seem as if they were from the ghetto, and that they have drug dealing and gang affiliations. most of those people could probably be doing something worth their while if it wasnt for their "badass" pothead image.
