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CleanseTheDoors


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Posted: Jul 30, 2008 8:06 p.m. - Subject: Post Your Favorite Quotes

I am just curious to see what quotes other members like. Here are a few of mine:

People fear death even more than pain. It’s strange that they fear death. Life hurts a lot more than death. At the point of death, the pain is over. Yeah, I guess it is a friend. –Jim Morrison

At least two thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice, and those great motivators and justifiers of malice and stupidity, idealism, dogmatism and proselytizing zeal on behalf of religious or political idols. -Aldous Huxley

On a large enough time line, the survival rate for everyone will drop to zero. –Fight Club

Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers failed, what does that tell you about God? –Fight Club

What does not destroy me, makes me stronger. –Nietzsche

Biology will kick the brain’s ass every time. –My girlfriend’s father (on the subject of sex)


Michael_Weston


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Posted: Jul 30, 2008 8:21 p.m. - Subject:

"I did not have sexual relations with this woman"

"i smoked marijuana once but i did not inhale"


Peace_Frog


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Posted: Jul 30, 2008 8:29 p.m. - Subject:

"Hatred is a very underestimated emotion."-Jim Morrison

"When you make your peace with authority, you become authority." Jim Morrison.

"I’d Like to Tit-fuck her ass!"-Tourretts guy.


E-zizzle


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Posted: Jul 30, 2008 8:35 p.m. - Subject:

We want to be free. We want to be free to, to do what we want to do.We want to be free to ride, and We want to be free to ride our machines without being hassled by the man. And we want to get loaded!- The wild angels


K-hawk


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Posted: Jul 30, 2008 8:56 p.m. - Subject:

Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. --Benjamin Franklin

Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we’re looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn’t test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power. --P.J. O’Rourke


timmydogman


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Posted: Jul 30, 2008 9:01 p.m. - Subject:

Knowledge speaks, wisdom listens - Jimi hendrix


AtlJoker


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Posted: Jul 30, 2008 9:47 p.m. - Subject:

"You can only be destroyed by believing that you really are what the white world considers a nigger." - James Baldwin

"Impossible is nothing." Ali

"Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery." Malcolm X


mciain


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Posted: Jul 30, 2008 10:03 p.m. - Subject:

never pic a fight with an old man if hes to old to fight hell just kill you


D-BAG_MCDANIELS


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Posted: Jul 30, 2008 10:21 p.m. - Subject:


"EVERY BEAUTY WHICH IS SEEN HERE BELOW BY PERSONS
OF PERCEPTION RESEMBLE MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE THAT CELESTIAL
SOURCE FROM WHICH WE ALL ARE COME...."
-MICHELANGELO (1475-1564)

"I CELEBRATE MYSELF, AND SING MYSELF,
AND WHAT I ASSUME YOU SHALL ASSUME,
FOR EVERY ATOM BELONGING TO ME AS GOOD BELONGS TO YOU."
-WALT WHITMAN (1819-1892)

"HEAVEN WILL BE INHERITED BY EVERY MAN
WHO HAS HEAVEN IN HIS SOUL."
-HENRY WARD BEECHER (1813-1887)

"IMAGINATION IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN KNOWLEDGE.
KNOWLEDGE IS LIMITED. IMAGINATION ENCIRCLES THE WORLD."
-ALBERT EINSTEIN (1879-1955)


DaTruFucka


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Posted: Jul 30, 2008 10:48 p.m. - Subject:

Quote Elliott Smith:
"Everybody gets a tag. If you listen to a Velvet Underground record, you don’t think, ’Godfathers of Punk.’ You just think, ’This sounds great.’ The tags are there in order to help try to sell something by giving it a name that’s going to stick in somebody’s memory. But it doesn’t describe it. So ’depressing’ isn’t a word I would use to describe my music. But there is some sadness in it -- there has to be, so that the happiness in it will matter."


Quote Elliott Smith:
"Playing it safe is the most popular way to fail."


Quote Elliott Smith:
The first time I saw you
I knew it would never last
I’m not half what I wish I was
I’m so angry
I don’t think it’ll ever pass
And I was bad news for you just because
I never meant to hurt you


Quote Elliott Smith:
I waited for a bus
To separate the both of us
And take me off far away from you
’Cause my feelings never change a bit
I always feel like shit
I don’t know why; I guess that I "just do"


Quote Elliott Smith:
They say that god makes problems just to see what you can stand
Before you do as the devil pleases
And give up the thing you love


Quote Elliott Smith:
I can’t prepare for death any more than I already have
All you can do now is watch the shells
The game looks easy, that’s why it sells


sssssbooom


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Posted: Jul 30, 2008 11:23 p.m. - Subject:

FUCK SALT


m0rtified_p3nguin


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Posted: Jul 31, 2008 11:38 a.m. - Subject:

"It’s just a ride and we can change it any time we want. It’s only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings and money, a choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your door, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one."- Bill Hicks

“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named ‘Bush’, ‘Dick’, and ‘Colon.’ Need I say more?”- Chris Rock

"And they all tried their best too smile... but failed miserably"

"The ends justify the means" - Consequentialism


Doopliss


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Posted: Jul 31, 2008 1:31 p.m. - Subject:

"The Only Morality In A Cruel World Is A Game Of Chance. Unprejudiced. Unbiased. Fair." - Harvey "Two-Face" Dent (Aaron Eckhart) in Batman: The Dark Knight.


rainingblood


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Posted: Jul 31, 2008 3:02 p.m. - Subject:

this is probably my favourite quote which i read many years ago and have always remembered:

Quote:
Every morning in africa, an antelope wakes up. It knows it must outrun the fastest lion, or it will be killed. Every morning in Africa, a lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest antelope, or it will starve, it doesn’t matter if you are a lion or an antelope. basically, when the sun comes up you’d better start running.


i think this is a good quote because it makes you think about the balence and circle of life


switchheelflip6


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Posted: Jul 31, 2008 5:49 p.m. - Subject:

Just a few I enjoy.



Quote Scarface:
What you lookin’ at? You all a bunch of fuckin’ assholes. You know why? You don’t have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin’ fingers and say, "That’s the bad guy."

How’m I gonna get a scar like that eating pussy?

You think you can take me? You need a fucking army if you gonna take me!

The only thing in this world that gives orders... is balls.

I’m Tony Montana! You fuck with me, you fuckin’ with the best!


Quote FMJ:

Five-foot-nine, I didn’t know they stacked shit that high.

Well, no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private, Joker! I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!

Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece o’ shit, Private Pyle, or did you have to work on it?

Private Pyle I’m gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE!




Quote Grandmas boy:


Alex: My grandma drank all my pot.
Jeff: That’s awesome.
Alex: What?
Jeff: I mean, how many people can say that in a lifetime?

Does someone have a light? I found this weed.

I can’t believe you came on my mom!

Adios, turd nuggets.

Do you have bathrooms here or do I have to shit in a plant?





Favorite one

Quote Tony Montana:
Do you have bathrooms here or do I have to shit in a plant?


switchheelflip6


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Posted: Jul 31, 2008 5:51 p.m. - Subject:

Quote Homer:
DOH!


I fucked up.

Favorite quote
Quote Tony Montana:
All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don’t break them for no one.


Valo


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Posted: Aug 01, 2008 8:31 a.m. - Subject:

"He who does not punish evil commands it to be done"
-Leonardo Da Vinci
"There are many paths to the top of the mountain, but the view is always the same"
-Ancient Chinese Proverb


GrandMastaThief


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Posted: Aug 02, 2008 8:56 a.m. - Subject:

When you look into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you - Friedrich Nietzsche

I have spread my dreams under your feet; tread softly because you tread on my dreams - William Butler Yeats

That is not dead which can eternal lie, yet with stranger aeons, even Death may die - H. P Lovecraft


masterochicken


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Posted: Aug 03, 2008 11:52 a.m. - Subject:

"A good song should make you wanna tap your feet and get with your girl. A great song should destroy copcars and set fire to the suburbs. I’m only interested in writing great songs."
-Tom Morello


Bungledonk


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Posted: Aug 03, 2008 2:05 p.m. - Subject:

Quote:
"I was thinkin of weldin some shit together and makin me a silencer."
"You gotta get out of this ghetto mentality, holmes. Here, take mine."
"Shit! Where you get dat?"
"Same place I get my pants, holmes, this is America!"
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