I think I set a record for getting kicked out of class today
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| Posted: Dec 20, 2007 4:03 p.m. - Subject: I think I set a record for getting kicked out of class today |
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I walked into my English class and we had a sub and its the ONE sub who shits herself over everything.
Anyway I walk in just moments before the bell rings and as I walk past her she says "NO NO! That doesn’t go in that slot!" and I just say "Thats what she said" and she goes "You know what, I’m not going to deal with this today, your out".
I was in class for a total of about 6 seconds but got sent back after a short meeting with the assistant principle who’s reaction was "Yeah shes pretty high strung, just get back to class and keep quiet"
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| Posted: Dec 20, 2007 4:05 p.m. - Subject: |
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Hahah what a bitch but that is funny
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| Posted: Dec 20, 2007 4:06 p.m. - Subject: |
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Heh, I had this one sub, who was really nuts, and was kicking kids out (including me) for looking at her wrong, literally. She couldnt have even seen me, I sat behind a cabinet type thing, and she didnt even know I was tehre until she walked over.
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| Posted: Dec 20, 2007 4:08 p.m. - Subject: |
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Record for mine is 10 or so seconds, I was eating chocolate and he said spit it out and I just said no, he sent me out.
His name was Mr Lingard, I called him mr lingay because he was bald, wore tight t-shirts and had a hoop piercing in his right ear. I have no doubts he was gay.
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| Posted: Dec 20, 2007 4:18 p.m. - Subject: |
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Last year, we had a sub for my sixth hour, so we decided to fuck with her a bit. When the bell rung, I came sprinting down the hallway, and a friend opened the door. I did a head first slide in the doorway, and they called "SAFE!". We had her the next day so my friend took a giant jump in the doorway as the bell rung. The bell stopped ringing when he was in mid air, and he landed in the class room. She told him he was late, to which he responded "Not if you are playing by basket ball rules. I was in the air. That means I scored a three pointer. Im winning. Your ball hotshot."
I’m pretty sure she wanted to kill him.
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| Posted: Dec 20, 2007 4:25 p.m. - Subject: |
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bullshit detector is flaring ^^^
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| Posted: Dec 20, 2007 4:28 p.m. - Subject: |
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ROFL
the only reason iv been kicked from class this week is gettin in a fight.
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| Posted: Dec 20, 2007 4:31 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: bullshit detector is flaring ^^^
Oh, thats right. Bitch boy is back from being beaten by his drunken stepfather.
What do I gain from lying to a bunch of 12 year olds?
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| Posted: Dec 20, 2007 4:38 p.m. - Subject: |
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respect and awe
but i’m not 12...i’m 15...
so you get nothing...
lol
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| Posted: Dec 20, 2007 4:39 p.m. - Subject: |
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I had this fat man sub and I kept asking if he wanted to smoke pot after class.
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| Posted: Dec 20, 2007 4:42 p.m. - Subject: |
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my recored was about 3...i walked towards the class when i entered i said fuck really loud and bam i was out.
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| Posted: Dec 20, 2007 4:44 p.m. - Subject: |
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What you do is buy one of these.
Turn on the TV and the sub goes nuts.
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| Posted: Dec 20, 2007 4:47 p.m. - Subject: |
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I was going to buy one then rip out the circuiting and place it in a calculator so I can just have it on my desk inconspicuously.
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| Posted: Dec 20, 2007 4:47 p.m. - Subject: |
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the only reason iv been kicked from class this week is gettin in a fight.
This week at my school two kids got in a fight over a chair and got suspended for 5 days each.
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| Posted: Dec 20, 2007 4:49 p.m. - Subject: |
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Yeah iv done that when our principal was subbing for a teacher...
we were reading out loud in history and i had to read so i started. well about mid page there was a word, flock (there was a type in my book so you couldnt see the L)
and me being me, i assume that any 4 letter word starting with f and ending with CK is uaually the word fuck... so yada yada and then i said fuck out loud while reading and as soon as i finished the paragraph (one more sentence) everyone was looking at me and i finally realized what i just said... so that=1 day suspension :(
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| Posted: Dec 20, 2007 5:11 p.m. - Subject: |
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"bullshit detector is flaring ^^^ "
im with you man, and he rekons we are 12 yr old’s ffs, takes a 12 yr old like him to do lame ass shit like that.. i mean.. cmon... sliding through the doorway.. how fucking immature! that shit isnt even funny! shit like what skaterchild said with the universal remote.. now that shits classic =)
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| Posted: Dec 20, 2007 5:21 p.m. - Subject: |
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jimmy to quote someone you put [*quote]Look it is a quote[/quote*] but without the *’s.
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| Posted: Dec 20, 2007 5:21 p.m. - Subject: |
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LOL speaking of universal remotes.
heres another
i went and bought a universal remote for my tv from walmart and came up with the bright idea to use it at school.
so i bring to school and program to each tv (all are panasonic)
hours 1-6 i did a little each hour but no much seeing as they are all uptight teachers.
now come 7th hour i had some fun.
i have life science last hour and she was in front talking and showing us a powerpoint presentation for notes.
i turned the vcr on first and hit play (the tv was still off so no one noticed)
then turned the tv on and turned the volume waaay up and then waaaay down.
she goes and turns it off and kinda plays it off as nothing unusal.
so i do it again but this time i hit random buttons and somehow i managed to uplink with the projector (the remote isnt supposed to do that) and started playing a movie about frogs (WTF)
by now the whole class is an uproar in laughter and no one knows it was me... 5 mins before the bell rings i tell the chick next to me and she laughs and tells her friends and so on. i never got caught (i think they know about it thou) and it was dead fuckin hilarious.
she called in the janitor to look at the projector to see what was wrong which i loled at.
we got nothing done that day and the people in the surrounding clases asked our class wtf were you laughing at and they told them and they loled too.
i now have sevie (7th grader) friends and i told them my story and they loled and said they will do it just to carry on my work.
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| Posted: Dec 20, 2007 5:56 p.m. - Subject: |
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i hope this was a long time ago because life science is like a 6th grade class. if your in 6th grade you should leave.
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| Posted: Dec 20, 2007 6:04 p.m. - Subject: |
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cheers buddy =) " " just look cooler to me
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