My Alliance IRL!!! EPIC LULZ ~GD VERSION~
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Nov 13, 2007 2:21 p.m. - Subject: My Alliance IRL!!! EPIC LULZ ~GD VERSION~ |
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Well as most of you know by now, The Alliance has begun giving out IRL missions (in real life). Some will consist of simple tags on random objects, other more complicated ones will be given out as well. This is one of the more complicated ones... and from what I hear, this is the ONLY prank posted on this site that has actual videos of the prank being executed =D (correct me if I’m wrong)
Well my IRL mission was completed about 2 hours ago and OMFG!!! I was really nervous but I did it for you guys and captured it ALL on video!
My initial task was to simply write a dumb letter to a local convenient store clerk, hand it to him, take pictures, and walk away... well I decided to hype it up just a little. So.....I wrote a forbidden romance proposal to my local convenient store clerk and video’d the entire thing!
I present to you, my first Alliance IRL! Enjoy!!!
Here is the letter typed out for everyone...
Dear,
Mr. Clerk guy, I’m sure you recognize me.
I’ve come in her many times before. I have noticed that every time I bend over to get a XXL Monster out of the cooler, you start undressing me with your eyes. You imagine me putting that XXL Monster up your rectum.
Well I know it’s wrong but I think we can please each other in more ways than you can imagine...
but what are we going to do about your wife? If she finds out about us I think it would be for the best. I took it upon myself to tell her that we are in love and that we fap to the thought of each other. She didn’t believe me at first, but after a few minutes of my convincing she understood and told me that she wishes the best for us and she’s moving away to live with her mother.
There’s no turning back now my sweet chocolate man... I’m packing my things as soon as I get home and I’ll be at your front door step by tomorrow morning. I think you should quit your job so that you and I can spend every waking minute together.
I have to go now but I will see you very soon... I might stop by tonight and wake you by jumping on your face and drenching it with my ball sweat. I’ll bring a Monster with me too and pour it all over my body and let you lick it all off. Farewell for now my brown-eyed devil!
Video 1
LMFAO!
TURN UP YOU SPEAKERS!
Video 2
OMGF HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
THERE YA HAVE IT!
These type of IRL’s will be givin out to more members soon!
if you would like to join The Alliance abd be a part of it go here and add yourself!!!
JOIN THE ALLIANCE!
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| Posted: Nov 13, 2007 2:24 p.m. - Subject: |
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ahh you fuxxed the vids!
FIX NAO PLZ!
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Nov 13, 2007 2:24 p.m. - Subject: |
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fuck some mod please delete this i will repost
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| Posted: Nov 13, 2007 2:26 p.m. - Subject: |
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just post the new vids
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'Eggo Rapo'
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| Posted: Nov 13, 2007 2:29 p.m. - Subject: |
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Shut the fuck up you dirty fag.
0*s
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 13, 2007 2:31 p.m. - Subject: |
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Ignore this, a link will be posted to the corrected version in the alliance.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Nov 13, 2007 2:33 p.m. - Subject: |
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That is so awesome. I can hardly beleive that you did that at your local store. I might do something like that if I drove out of state. I am going to join that group right now.
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| Posted: Nov 13, 2007 2:35 p.m. - Subject: |
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How the hell did you watch the vid... the links dont work
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| Posted: Nov 13, 2007 2:37 p.m. - Subject: |
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SHADYGREY FOR MOD!
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| Posted: Nov 13, 2007 2:41 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: How the hell did you watch the vid... the links dont work
Quote: Ignore this, a link will be posted to the corrected version in the alliance.
In other words, the links are broken.....there will be a new thread in the alliance of the corrected links and such.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Nov 13, 2007 2:41 p.m. - Subject: |
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Yes Sensia XTR.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 13, 2007 2:48 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: How predicatable, I said that to clegg explaining what the alliance was; a group of faggots who will tag alliance or RottenEggs on places, and meet up to have gay sex with each other when they’ve all made enough money prostituting themselves, Nos of course being the gay pimp to all of the rentboys.
lol yeah? Well your a fucking homosexual, if you don’t reply then we all know that your gay and you take big black dicks up your ass.
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'Eggo Rapo'
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| Posted: Nov 13, 2007 2:50 p.m. - Subject: |
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I like how you faggots have ranks and shit. Each star = cocks sucked per hour?
It’s very cute.
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| Posted: Nov 13, 2007 3:03 p.m. - Subject: |
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Black is beautiful.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Nov 13, 2007 3:09 p.m. - Subject: |
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Xtr is a racist bigot asshole.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Nov 13, 2007 4:13 p.m. - Subject: |
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howd this get into a deep discussion about niggers?
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| Posted: Nov 13, 2007 4:48 p.m. - Subject: |
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First of all, you are not level 10 and therefore you cannot advertise in the GD.
What a fucking stupid idea, doing missions. Oh wow! You gave a gay love letter to an indian who knew it was full of shit to begin with. Also tagging your community to get some e-respect? What a fucking stupid idea.
Quote: lol yeah? Well your a fucking homosexual, if you don’t reply then we all know that your gay and you take big black dicks up your ass.
HEEELARIOUS! A Semi-retarded attention whore calling someone else a Homosexual! So by blocking him you are calling him a homosexual who like dicks up his ass. Hmm so thats what homosexuals like? I never knew! Thanks Noskrazy! I liked how you were quick to block him and attack his sexual preference, it makes you come off as a homophobe, Is that the reason why you faked your death and cancer? Because you hate yourself so much you want other people to pity you?
Quote: I like how you faggots have ranks and shit. Each star = cocks sucked per hour?
It’s very cute.
It’s very true.
Quote: I like how your black... and you have a 75% chance of living in poverty because so, and an 80% chance of not going to college, a 50% chance of having more than 4 kids, and a 100% chance of being a complete douche just because it’s "down" to be black these days. I hope you like being black...
I’m pretty sure he would like being black, I mean most people like themselves, unlike the homophobe Nos. Also like you said with black being the cool race to be these days he must be lovin it. Who cares about living in poverty if you can dance, pimp and play ball? I don’t know about you but I’d sure love nothing more than having no moral responsibilities what so ever and the other benefits that come with being a black man in poverty. 100% douchebag? I’d like to see where you got those figures from please, or perhaps you’re expressing your anger at being less worthy than the black man through the use of statistics. No wonder it’s cool to be black these days....
So to conclude this loving post.
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Nos is a self loathing homophobe.
The Alliance is a ploy to increase the popularity of Nos and to try get him site modship when the time arises.
The Missions are fucking stupid
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| Posted: Nov 13, 2007 4:49 p.m. - Subject: |
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WUPS I WASNT DUND.
the alliance sux.
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| Posted: Nov 13, 2007 5:13 p.m. - Subject: |
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delete the other thread or don’t post in it, not much sense posting in 2 topics.
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