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I just had the scare of my life
   
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Slash-292


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Posted: Aug 28, 2006 2:27 p.m. - Subject: I just had the scare of my life

I was putting together my new desk today when the phone rang. I figured it was my mom calling that she would be late from shopping but all i got was \"Hello Mr. Willison, im from the Washington Narcotics Prevention Assosiation\". Or it might of been something else, i froze when i heard \"Narcotics\". I thought someone found that bag of Perosets and Vicodin I threw in the sewers about 3 days ago and got my licence plate number. She started going on about \"its a real problem in your neighborhood\". FUCKING FUCK FUCK. \"And were trying to put those who posses and sell this junk to our childen behind bars for a long time\" [i]SHIIIIITTT![i] Im sweating bullets by now when she says \"we would really appreciate a donation to help with our just cause\". Every muscle in my body relaxes and I hang up the phone. Im almost shaking as i go back to work on my desk

Please watch where you try and dispose of your unwanted narcotics


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Posted: Aug 28, 2006 2:38 p.m. - Subject:

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Please watch where you try and dispose of your unwanted narcotics
OR just don\’t do drugs at all.


skoo


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Posted: Aug 28, 2006 2:40 p.m. - Subject:

I hate when that happens. A cop calls my house the day after i set off a bunch of fireworks and got chased away by a cop, but it was just about some insureance thingy with my dad.


Slash-292


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Posted: Aug 28, 2006 2:42 p.m. - Subject:

ive had to hang up on 2 telephone companies, a daycare, and the special olympics last week


Clegg


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Posted: Aug 28, 2006 2:42 p.m. - Subject:

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Please watch where you try and dispose of your unwanted narcotics


Im a safe disposal point.

YOU THREW THEM IN THE SEWER?! WHY!


Slash-292


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Posted: Aug 28, 2006 2:47 p.m. - Subject:

well they didnt find them. I threw them in a sewer because people generally dont GO down there. jeezuz


BMD


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Posted: Aug 28, 2006 2:50 p.m. - Subject:

Shitty man, good to hear you did;nt get caught, in my car I broke the spedomiter plastic peice of the dash board and I can hide shit there. lol, but I wont get my car back till 18, I took it out while on pills and I accidentally hit a gaurd rail, :\’( my car is\’nt fucked up that bad but it was smokin after I hit the rail, lol it bent the metal bar in the bumber a good 8 or so inches back and cracked the bumber piece.


Bungledonk


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Posted: Aug 28, 2006 2:50 p.m. - Subject:

hahahaha good thing they didn\’t find it


BMD


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Posted: Aug 28, 2006 2:52 p.m. - Subject:

Sorry, for some reason I cant spell worth shit today.


Clegg


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Posted: Aug 28, 2006 2:54 p.m. - Subject:

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I threw them in a sewer because people generally dont GO down there. jeezuz


Lol, I know that, but what was the main reason for doing so? Pills are for eating!


DiscoPopcorn


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Posted: Aug 28, 2006 2:59 p.m. - Subject:

OMG I find this funny because it happened to me too! XD But only the call was from a Police officer, But it turned out that it was if you wanted to donate to some sort of picnic! it was layed out JUST like your call! I know how you feel dude XD


Condor


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Posted: Aug 28, 2006 3:03 p.m. - Subject:

do you live in washington?


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Posted: Aug 28, 2006 3:03 p.m. - Subject:

knowing a 7 year old girl would have taken them kinda tainted them for me


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Posted: Aug 28, 2006 3:04 p.m. - Subject:

why yes condor i do live in washington


Condor


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Posted: Aug 28, 2006 3:06 p.m. - Subject:

really, what town?


Slash-292


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Posted: Aug 28, 2006 3:10 p.m. - Subject:

Northwest seattle, Titticum Village


TILLICUM village


Condor


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Posted: Aug 28, 2006 3:11 p.m. - Subject:

oh
   
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