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Amy Sedaris
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the Virginia Reel
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the Mars Rover
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the Rocky Horror Picture Show
Nintendo 64
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Evander Holyfield
When people get what they deserve
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Grilled cheese sandwiches
Callaway Gardens
Henry Rollins
Squirrel Nut Zippers
Tiger Woods
Jackie Robinson
the Telephone
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Albert Einstein
the Independent Film Channel
Jazz
the Sundance Channel
Baseball
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Waterfalls
Apr 20, 2005 8:47 pm - are you fucking kidding me electricnapalm? george W. Bush can lick the fucking shit off the bottom of my shoe... he is a complete moron