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(82 votes) Published: Oct 08, 2009 8:27 p.m. Viewed 382 times
Father can you hear bawb? Can you see that his tongue is thicker than a dinner roll and only half as wise? But he would much rather have a tongue that is half of his wife than have one that is half as wise because a tongue that is half as wise can only grab half as many biscuits. He would never deny a biscuit and he would forever deny dinner rolls. And the biscuits shall rise oh yes they shall rise and consume us all for they have wanted their biscuity revenge for so long and they may finally have it.
First he had to find out where to hide himself.What kind of bush will you hide in he asked himself. A bushy bush he will hide in himself replied. Great. Now all he had to do was heckle rubber band babys and physically abuse former world heavyweight champions or any other muscle men. To forcebly grab raisins out of the sky was a provocative acheevement for him own self but it was nesecary for him to connive the merriment out of a flaky biscuit.It was five years before he could finish sifting through the rubber knuckles of his own careful traffic and he would rather clean toilets than have to suffer such impudent fools ever again. He would rather tickle the sickly colons of grandfathers than commit to such a painful deed. Trash cans will outweigh any mans throat. Will he sever the human spine? Yes. But will he promote the growth of gravy trains? Maybe. The fact of the matter is that happy school children will never subscribe to crappy hotels because all work and no play makes bawb a graduated cylinder. Maybe provocative tattoos will strain the juice from the tracheas of baby goats. Or maybe goats will strain juice from the tracheas of Richard Smith a vietnam veteran. Why not watermelons? Because they will forever treat diseases in third world countries with breakfast toast vaccines.Please provide pretty pink playgrounds for all the wonderful henceforth they shall rue the day that they ever slapped daddy.
Oct 09, 2009 5:35 pm - I have no idea what this means so I will leave it at that.
That Overlord person seems to think a lot about this
and judging from his/her level they seem to know what he/she is talking about.
So 5*, who am I to argue?
Oct 10, 2009 8:52 pm - Bavvb always seems to put a stream of thoughts that make no sense to anyone together. I have sort of a love hate relationship with it. So I’ll give it five stars, while asking that it be dropped as a drug egg, because he was obviously high when he wrote it.
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