Simpe Pranks, For the Simple Individual
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Published: Jul 16, 2009 11:18 p.m. |
Prank eggs. Love them or hate them, it’s what made this site. Here’s a couple easy pranks to exact revenge on somebody.
I. Pressure Washer Notes
Materials:
A pressure washer that works, preferably one that’s quiet
A source of water (IE: from a garden hose) for your pressure washer
A dirty drive way.
A simple prank here. All you have to do is write a message on their driveway with the pressure washer, it may be ’Fuck You’ or a message that would draw eyes to whom ever you did this to.
II. Locked In
This only works if you live with them, or are ballsy enough to B&E.
Materials:
A door hook that hooks on the top of the door
(Like this)
A piece of wood that is snug around the door frame, preferably one that would fit into the hook you bought (Think dowels)
At least 2" long screws
A roommate’s door that opens into their room.
A drill
1. While said room mate is sleeping, open their door and slide the door hook on, and close the door.
2. Place the wood onto the hook, and if you measured right both edges will be fairly close to the door frame.
3. Quickly set the screws and drill them into the door frame, so you don’t wake your roommate.
4. If your roommate awakes, make sure a camera is at the ready for Youtube
4a. If not, bang on the door until they are up.
5. For extra lulz, get a smoke machine and set it up so smoke goes under the crack in the door. Maybe something that sounds like the fire alarm, and scream fire.
Hopefully they have a good sense of humor.
III. False Cord
Materials:
Wire cutters
Electrical tape
1. Find an electric wire that is used by your roommate a lot. (IE: Jack for guitar, wire on keyboard) TURN IT OFF FIRST.
2. While your roommate is out, grab whatever you want to sabotage.
3. Cut the insulation of the wire, and the wire itself. Take one half, and strip maybe 1 inch of insulation off. Keep it.
4. Cut the wire on the piece you just stripped.
5. With electrical tape, attach the two pieces of wire with the stripped piece of insulation. Surround with the electrical tape, and make it look as damn convincing as you can.
6. Place object back to original spot.
Nota Bene: This is a revenge prank. Don’t tell them about it, unless they find out. If they confront you about it, just laugh.
IV. Porn
Materials:
An embarrassing porn, if you have a straight roommate get them something gay.
A roommate with a DVD player and TV in their room.
1. Watch the porn, and leave it at a part where there is some sort of sexual contact.
2. Put it in his DVD player, but don’t let it start playing. Remember to leave it on though, and on the channel that the TV has to be on to watch the DVD player movie.
3. Turn off the TV, and turn off the setting (if you have it) that turns the TV to a certain channel when turned on. If it doesn’t, leave it on the DVD player’s channel.
4. Invite a friend over, or let him to do it. Just make sure you do this right before they get over. If they go in there to watch TV, your roommate and his friend will be in for a surprise!
Rumors will spread fast, so tell them it was a prank fast. Or, don’t, if you want to. |
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 | Jul 17, 2009 10:13 am -
THANKS DUED 5* |
 | Jul 17, 2009 10:24 am -
He doesnt know it but ima try these on tob3rt ^ 5* =) |
 | Jul 17, 2009 10:39 am -
I don’t get the false cord one... If you stripped it, cut it, and then put it back together it would work fine...? |
| Jul 17, 2009 10:39 am -
Oh, forgot, good egg, 5* |
 | Jul 17, 2009 11:51 am -
Quote: I don’t get the false cord one... If you stripped it, cut it, and then put it back together it would work fine...?
you cut out the wire, so it’s no longer a circuit, and therefore doesn’t work. But it appears as though it wood, since there are no visible tears. |
 | Jul 17, 2009 3:54 pm -
pussy liquor, i got some gifs that would make ur hot lesbian gif look like 2 men kissing rofl |
 | Jul 17, 2009 4:31 pm -
Good job! 5* |
 | Jul 17, 2009 4:55 pm -
That was fun. The pressure washer thing is a variation on the fertilizer prank, where you write an obscene message on someone’s lawn with fertilizer, and the message shows up in the healthy grass. |
 | Jul 18, 2009 5:20 am -
3* good egg.
Nice start lol |
 | Jul 18, 2009 6:26 am -
haha these are creative and intresting i am getting some people to do this for me !!! 5* |
| Jul 18, 2009 9:39 am -
simple pranks....... i cant understand any of them! im fucking stupid... :-( |
 | Jul 19, 2009 4:59 am -
Those were pretty good . |
 | Jul 19, 2009 5:21 am -
Last one’s the best. How come nobody can vote? |
 | Jul 21, 2009 7:50 pm -
dont really get number 2. but fives anyway |
 | Aug 25, 2009 2:01 pm -
Good ones
5* for u |
 | Nov 17, 2009 12:43 pm -
5* |
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