Nov 19, 2009 1:00 pm - I just had to share (peopleofwalma t (dot) com) ;) ~~~ yours in Chaos, Scarlett Add a Reply -- REPLIES -- Scarlett 156 Nov 19, 2009 1:08 pm - GYP-SAMpile Nov 19, 2009 2:19 pm - lol thats gnarly yo m0rtified_p3nguin Nov 19, 2009 2:29 pm - i would motorboat the shit out of that... not Scarlett-156 Nov 19, 2009 5:56 pm - ^^^ ROFL. The__Overlord Nov 19, 2009 7:17 pm - If boobs made sounds those would be quadraphonic and Frank Zappa would have an ode to them. XD Back Boobs = BaBoobs DaddySpook Nov 20, 2009 1:29 am - How hawt is that Scarlett-156 Nov 20, 2009 8:23 am - Hey, four’s gotta be twice as nice, right..? That way it don’t matter which way she’s facin! YEEEEHAW!!! timmyd gman Nov 20, 2009 7:54 pm - Oh boy. that’s just wrong.

Nov 17, 2009 9:59 am - Now here’s some shit for ya!! Our POTUS & the Fort Hood shooter are apparently personally acquainted: http://bit.ly/2IbZ7h (pg 29). No wonder he’s telling us not to "jump to conclusions"... (I’m not going to sign this with the usual "yours in Chaos" because it appears that Chaos now reigns supreme...) NOTE: I have now received three letters from Clegg and he’s actually starting to enjoy the Army a bit. Will wonders never cease...? (xoxo Scarlett)

Nov 16, 2009 8:03 pm - Cross-eyed Mary Who would be a poor man, a beggarman, a thief -- if he had a rich man in his hand? And who would steal the candy from a laughing baby’s mouth if he could take it from the money man? Cross-eyed Mary goes jumping in again. She signs no contract but she always plays the game. She dines in Hampstead village on expense accounted gruel, and the jack-knife barber drops her off at school. Laughing in the playground (gets no kicks from little boys: would rather make it with a letching grey)— or maybe her attention is drawn by Aqualung, who watches through the railings as they play. Cross-eyed Mary finds it hard to get along. She’s a poor man’s rich girl and she’ll do it for a song. She’s a rich man stealer but her favour’s good and strong. She’s the Robin Hood of Highgate— helps the poor man get along… (Jethro Tull)

Nov 15, 2009 10:14 am - My dad, lol In the past, whenever I have asked my dad if he wants to drive up to where I live and go out for dinner or a beer or something, he gets angry and says he’s "too busy". This has always hurt my feelings. I always had a really bad relationship with my parents--they were quite mean to me as a kid and if I wasn’t essentially such an asshole I guess I would have been extremely traumatized by it. Over the years I’ve tried to get to be friends with Mom and Dad. I figure they’ll probably die some day and I don’t want for things just to stay bad, right? So check this out: I recently discovered (from talking to a friendly lady at my local store) that my dad had offered one of these retarded crackers that lives in my neighborhood a new bike if that person would watch me and tell him if I was "dating" anybody. LOL!!! XD Would you feel like "dating" anyone if a bunch of retards was watching you all the time...? (That’s a rhetorical question; I would hope in your case, Dear Reader, that the answer would of course be "no", but do what thou wilt!) Apparently he also told this same person that my computer does not belong to me, but belongs to him. The last time he blew up at me and accused me of using "his" computer for things other than work (I actually use my OTHER computer which was given to me for free by my employer for work, and this one for writing, art, and entertainment) I offered to give it back to him and he said he has no use for it. (I guess that makes him a liar, huh? Indeed, if I listed the lies he’s told to me and others the list would stretch on endlessly.) In thinking the situation over, I think it would make a lot more sense if my dad would encourage me to work and make money, and tell the retarded crackers to leave me alone; then instead of having to buy them new bikes he and my mom could be getting regular checks in the mail from me. (Who in this world doesn’t owe money to Mom and Dad...? And yet in the past when I’ve tried to give my parents money they will not cash the checks. There’s some guilt, or something, for ya! I guess I’m worth more to them as entertainment... perhaps they will be sorry… yes… I think they will!)  I keep wondering if I’m going to end up being like my dad. That kinda scares me a little. I don’t think I’m like him yet, though, so there’s hope. Since I found out the above information, I told my dad that he is to stay completely away from me, and that if I see him I will obtain a restraining order against him. (If any of you retarded crackers is reading this, there might be more than a new bike in it for you if you can prove he’s been hanging around here! :D I just obtained a third job so that I can get some wheels, so I plan to have plenty of $$$ in the forseeable future.) (I could go into how my dad has prevented me from getting a car not just once but three times now, but it would take too long to type out and I’m supposed to be working right now.) I hope everybody is having a wonderful weekend. xoxoxo

Nov 09, 2009 5:31 pm - Magic 101.a I’m a professional occultist. (If you know me, you already know that. That’s for whoever doesn’t.) This is some correspondence with an online friend I’ve known for a couple of years now. He is upset because a sorceress ripped him off for a bundle. I told him I could understand because I had a similar experience several years ago with a lady who I had thought was going to help me recover a large amount of money that was owed to me. She didn’t rip me off for very much but I had to basically extensively prank her to get back something I had given her as collateral. (And was she PISSED...? I saved some of the voice mails she left me for awhile because they were so funny, finally deleted them after a few months.) My friend’s biggest problem with all this is that the lady proved to him beyond a doubt that her occult abilities were real, so not only was he in awe of her and figured he was spending his money wisely to obtain her help, he was also rather terrified when it became obvious that she was playing him for a chump. Quote: (from me to Iz--not his real name): Hey there. That people can have real occult powers and still be pieces of shit is something that is unfortunately too often true. I feel that I punished the one lady badly enough by embarrassing her greatly in public and depriving her of further opportunity to make money off of me and other people. The police DID get involved and even though she claimed that I had hired her to kill people, obviously they never took her that seriously, as I heard nothing further about it. Therefore I figure she probably was a little more undercover and discreet in going about her business. (Never be afraid to get the cops involved if someone rips you off, ok? Even if the cops laugh at you and tell you that you’re stupid for giving your money to a charlatan, you’ll put a bug in that person’s program. Just make sure whatever you do isn’t going to get you in worse trouble than the person you’re calling them about!) If someone rips you off, instead of calling [name of demon] down on them or cursing them, try more regular means first. Especially if I’m upset with somebody, I won’t work magic against them. For example, if I like a guy I will try to get him to like me BEFORE I consider using magic to get his attention. It’s not that I dont trust magic to work for me, but that I would rather work with what is already there before I try magic. It’s just easier that way. In situations where there is a lot of emotion going on, if you do big magic to get a big result, you might also get a very weird result, or a result that is hard to control. Also, some good advice I feel you need is that you should try magic for more mundane, regular purposes before trying a big cursing or a big money spell or whatever. You know what "lust of result" is I imagine--if not then let me know and I will explain it to you again. If you do magic for things that are just little regular things that you don’t care about all that much--like for example I made a spell to get my parrot to stop screaming, and a spell to find misplaced objects in the home, and so on--then you will get better very quickly. If you start off with spells for these big earth shattering things then they won’t work so well and you will get discouraged. Anyway, those are my thoughts. Talk to you later! xoxo Kristi I’m actually putting this in my blog because sure as shit if I just type it into an email and send it, I’ll never be able to find it again--and I get tired of typing the same stuff over and over. ~~~ yours in Chaos, Scarlett

Nov 05, 2009 6:41 am - My story on first page of justalittlefiction It Always Snows On Halloween. This is only good for today, Nov 5 2009; tomorrow they will have a new story up on the home page so if you want to read it you have to go in the archives and look for the title. This is the site where the featured story must be under 200 words. Just to give you some idea of how hard it is to keep a complete story under 200 words--my novel that I’m currently working on is right at about 134,000 words, and STILL not done! (Once I get done with this first draft I’ll have to kill a lot of those words, too...) ~~~ yours in Chaos, Scarlett

Nov 03, 2009 8:24 am - It’s my birthday, bitches (and another story up too) Guess how old I’m gonna be? Once I get my memory card for my new camera (ordered and paid for back in September, still not received) I’m gonna have some pictures for those of you who care. ;) If you liked the last ones that graboid90 posted then you will like these better. I’ve lost a bunch of weight since I stopped drinking. (That’s right--I give presents to others on my birthday, so sue me.) I’ll be posting them on webshots, probably, and you’ll have to get the password from me to see em. (DON’T PM me for the password yet, since I still don’t have a functioning camera, ok...? I’ll let ya know.) Also I’m going to have another story up tomorrow on the "justalittlefiction. om" site; it’s called "It Always Snows on Halloween". (This is the site where the story of the day has to be under 200 words.) This is the fourth story I’ve had published on their home page since I joined the site in September--actually somebody invited me to the site but I never found out who it was; I can understand why they wouldn’t want for anybody to blame them for it, though! So yeah, wish me a happy birthday, or fuck off! Yesterday my best friend who I’ve known for more than 30 years expressed surprise that I’ve lived this long. Quite frankly, I didn’t think I would make it, either! (And I still have all my teeth! AND my original knees!) ~~~ yours in Chaos, Scarlett Add a Reply -- REPLIES -- The__Ove lord Nov 03, 2009 9:14 am - Yay! Happy Birthday! I am guessing it will be your 52nd birthday. I will be the big 40 in 8 days. Five stars to you! :D TOMMY_BOY Nov 03, 2009 10:34 am - Happy Birthday Scarlett! I will have one coming up next month, big 52! 5* for you! Scarlett-156 Nov 03, 2009 12:10 pm - Thank you! :) Cle nseTheDoors Nov 03, 2009 2:24 pm - lol I feel so young posting below the three of you. Happy birthday to you Scarlett and have a good day. Also, congrats on the stories. DaddySpook Nov 04, 2009 1:03 am - Happy Birthday.(late or not eh) I would guess you are 37? Scarlett-156 Nov 04, 2009 9:13 am - Today (Nov 4) is my 52nd birthday. Last year at this time I didn’t have a very good birthday because: A) Helmut, though he did call me, wouldn’t say "happy birthday" because his mom was in the same room, and B) What’s-his-name was elected president. I’m having a lot better b-day today though. ;) Helmut is out of my life, picking his pimples in college, and having to buy all new clothes because of weight gain, and my fellow American citizens are starting to wake up and smell the bacon frying. I’ll note that my story didn’t get put on the home page of JALF today because--I imagine--the webmaster’s wife was having a kid. If you belong to "justalittlefiction. om" go to the forum and under the topic "personal news" posted by Chris, wish him good luck with his new kid. (Since the kid is a Scorpio like me, he’s gonna need it.) xoxo RangersFC Nov 04, 2009 3:03 pm - Everyone with a brain has respect for President Obama. You don’t have respect for Obama. Therefore, you don’t have a brain. Happy Birthday, enjoy your quest for a brain. l3L 0cl Nov 05, 2009 1:09 pm - Who’s Helmut? Also, 52-year-old boobies are awesome TOMMY_BOY Nov 05, 2009 6:41 pm - Awaiting on password-*note pad in hand* Scarlett-156 Nov 17, 2009 12:11 pm - ^^ This is why I usually don’t allow replies to my blog entries. (XD)

Oct 26, 2009 5:20 am - Another teeny tiny story On the "just a little fiction" site to get a story on the first page it has to be 200 words or less. Writing a complete story in 200 words or less is next to impossible, yo! This is the third one of my (really short) stories that has been on the first page of JALF. After today (26 October 2009) it won’t be there anymore but will be in the archives, so if you click on the link tomorrow you will get someone else’s story. My story will still be there but in the archives, which is a link at the bottom of the page. You can read my story here: Cards & Candles. I thought it turned out pretty well. ~~~ yours in Chaos, Scarlett

Oct 25, 2009 3:32 pm - Helmut = pussy I am really starting to see something here. Helmut’s dad really DOES control each of his offspring to such an intense degree nobody ever gets out. Helmut used to tell me about these weird fantasies/dreams he had about being trapped in a pod, sort of like in "the Matrix". I can see why now. The poor kid’s gonna end up being a carbon copy of his "disabled" half sister. (A year ago if he had heard me say something like that he would’ve laughed his ass off, too, and then got pissed off and not spoken to me for days.) And I found something out too: Insanity DOES run in that family. Both sides, in fact. First you lose a lot of your brain power, then you start to get twisted and the family has to keep you somewhere WAY out in the woods to keep you from getting into trouble. They always end up blaming the old man for it, and he IS a 100% creep, but ultimately he’s just a cog in a larger machine. I’m so glad I kicked that guy out when I did. (And you should see some of the stuff I found that he THOUGHT he had hidden on my comp!) I’m not sorry I helped him out, though. He begged for my help and he really needed it at the time, like so many people do. I did what I thought was right and my conscience is totally clear on that score. :D Like I told him after we first got here and the deputies were trying so hard to make me give him up: They keep trying to get me, but so far they haven’t. I don’t think they will, either, personally. But life is long, so: We’ll see! ~~~ yours in Chaos, Scarlett

Oct 19, 2009 10:33 am - Downloading cars Add a Reply -- REPLIES -- m0rtifie _p3nguin Oct 19, 2009 11:42 am - amen. best thing i’ve seen all day. 5* all around. MURDERMASTER Oct 19, 2009 2:42 pm - same here myincrediblycreativenam Oct 19, 2009 9:31 pm - Same idea, lol.