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(29 votes) Published: Aug 06, 2008 5:02 p.m. Viewed 136 times
This is a guide to teach anyone how to pull off a simple beer run. This guide is for supermarkets, not liquor stores. I wouldn’t recommend stealing your beer unless you have to. If you are a minor with money but no one to buy you beer, or anyone who is too broke to buy it, this guide is for you. I’ve been using basically this technique for a while now, and have done at least fifty successful runs. I’ve never been caught.
Before You Go:
It’s important to dress normal, because store employees will watch you more closely if you’re dressed like a punk or a gangster, or some other kind of youthful ruffian that would be likely to rob them. Get yourself a large backpack or a couple of tote bags. Make sure you can open and close whatever you have quickly, and that you look natural carrying them.
The Run:
Look natural walking into the store. If you are going with somebody, you should talk to each other. Walking in total silence looks weird. You shouldn’t spend too much time walking around without buying anything. Just make sure there aren’t any employees directly next to you in the beer aisle. Now here comes the part people get nervous about.
It really is as simple as putting the beer in your bags, and closing them. It’s not illegal to put something in your backpack. Tote bags look even less suspicious, because many people use them to shop. As long as you don’t look guilty, no one will give you a second glance. This is a lot simpler than it sounds.
Leaving the Store:
It’s important that you leave the store through the nearest exit before anyone gets wise to what you’re doing. Chances are most employees won’t give a shit even if they do see you. The only ones that will sell you out are LP (loss prevention) and security. Make sure you are exiting through a door without a greeter or nearby security guard. Then, simply walk out. Don’t run, even if someone shouts at you. You can run when you get out of the store if necessary. Don’t be constantly looking around like you’re nervous. Act like you have every right to be carrying out the booze.
Getting Away:
If someone yells at you to hold up, don’t. Even if someone stand in front of you or tries to grab you, don’t pay any attention to them. Walk past them briskly out of the store, and once you are off the property you can speed up. If you have a car, get in and drive away, but don’t speed. Walking or driving, get off the main roads quickly, and to a safe drinking spot.
Congratulations, you have just done your first beer run! Drink yourself stupid.
If You Are Caught:
Never admit to what you have done, unless it is impossible to disprove. In that case I’d recommend trying
Aug 06, 2008 5:48 pm - When I was a minor (15) I walked out the entry door of the supermarket holding 2 15 boxes.
I was caught because I had a Mohawk and a rather recognizable jacket. Dress like a pussy to succeed!
Aug 06, 2008 6:15 pm - I agree, they can be interesting... But rules are rules.
Make an egg on how to get alcohol without stealing... That won’t be dropped. ;-)
Aug 06, 2008 7:08 pm - When I was a minor (15) I walked out the entry door of the supermarket holding 2 15 boxes.
I was caught because I had a Mohawk and a rather recognizable jacket. Dress like a pussy to succeed!
Aug 06, 2008 8:04 pm - 2 mexicans did this when I was just pulling into a gas station and owners of the gas station got their plate numbers and 3 miles down the road their car was spiked and then flipped and they were cuffed it was kind of funny
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