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ok at school im a jackass and make people mad at me consstantly so i need a way to defend myself and many of these are obvious and some are not but i have tried them all and they are very effective
ps this is for retards who have no idea what they are doing it is as a guide and refrence only dont down rate because it dosnt intrest you
#1 pencile staber- well in the first place you could just stab them with the pencil but in order to make this you need
a pencil
a staple gun/ stapler
a strong hand/arm
you take the pencil and the staple gun i use a staple gun because it has longer staple and you take the pencil and force a staple thrugh it annd you can put as many through it as you want the more you put the more pain it inflicts when you are done it should look like one of those base ball bats with a nail throuigh it only much more manical
#2 paper hornets
paper
time
ruber bands
sneaky ness
these little bastars are the ultimate weapon but they take some time to make you take a sheet of printer paper and cut it long ways into about a 12 by 1 inch sheet and foled it in half until it is about to inches long then you have the ammo but you need the gun you take the ruber band and put it on your pointer finger and string it to your thumb
now fold the hornet in half and use the rubber band to launch it
p.s. for extra power spin the hornet on the ruber band
3# bow and arow
rubber band
paper clip
you take the paper clip and unfold it so their is only one u left hook it on the rubber band and viole bow and arrow this launchs a fair distace if dont right
#4 tazzer
this one is the most complicated you need
a battery
a paper clip
4 or 5 paper clips
a hiding place
you unbend the paper clip and then re baend it so it is a big U shap take the battery and put it in the inside of the U take the rubber bands and put them one the outside oth the U and they will act as an insulator and keep u from being shocked
you shoiuld keep this one hidden because if it is found it is classified as a weapon and you can get in some deep shit i gave the one i made away as payment for " SERVICES" and the girl was caught with it and got expled
Jul 30, 2008 3:06 pm - Hornets don’t take long to make. I can make at least 15 a minute. Also you dont need to cut the paper any certain way, just fold it and make one hornet out of half of it, then use the other half to make another one. These hornets it the hardest.
Jul 30, 2008 3:33 pm - 1- You can not make a ’tazzer’ out of a battery, paper clips, and rubber bands.
2- The bow and arrow and paper hornets are old, and there are eggs with pics showing their construction.
3- Pencil with staples... Seems original.
2* egg. Don’t get discouraged, though. Get yourself a digital camera, and think of more original ideas. As for your disclaimer:
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ps this is for retards who have no idea what they are doing it is as a guide and refrence only dont down rate because it dosnt intrest you
Don’t make eggs aimed toward retards. They won’t be the ones rating your eggs. It’ll be rated by us REtards. And yes, your spelling is atrocious. Get spell check.
Jul 30, 2008 5:40 pm - it is impossable to make a tazzer out of paperclips ruberbunds and a baterry if anything it woold get kindof warm but it coold not shock i think yur liing an need to spell better. Don’t worry, you’ll get better.
Jul 30, 2008 6:51 pm - As other people have already pointed out your mistakes I won’t repeat them. You get a 2* for effort and just follow some of the above advice on your future eggs.
Jul 30, 2008 9:26 pm - i lol at your dad, you should ask him if he ever payed them with battery tazers to keep them from jumping him, i know i would jk
Jul 30, 2008 9:45 pm - wow you guys murderd me oh well i will save this egg as advice thanks for the advice
as i said in the egg the bigger the battery the bigger the shock burn in other words find and old tractor batter and some jumper cables that would be way eaiser than my idea any way so yeah
Jul 31, 2008 5:40 pm - ya know what i just noticed the not dusceh bags are all at the top half and the deusch baggs are all at the bottom hmmm intresting aint it guys
=-)
Aug 01, 2008 5:54 pm - Most of the comments are constructive criticism, if anything, this is probably the longest spree of nice comments for a while on RE.
The battery stuff is total bullshit.
And staples in a pencil? what. the. fuck.
If you wish to exert any REAL force to someone, a wooden pencil shouldnt be able to hold it. It just shows ’since you’ve used these methods before’ that you’re a pussy.
And even if a tractor battery would work, which it wouldnt, what’d the practicality of such a heavy thing be? Exactly, none.
Au 02, 2008 8:25 am - Please enlighten me and tell me how a paper hornet is lethal. You shouldn´t of mentioned it was your first egg. Im tell you that because people are gonna rape your stars
Aug 03, 2008 2:19 pm - ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! HE SAID BATTERY AND PAPER CLIPS???? I HAVE A BATTERY AND PAPER CLIPS ROFL.. DOES ABSOLUTLY NOTHING 0*’S freE bUtTsEX?!
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