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this is a guide on how to outrun people wether it be security guards and or police or the average joe.
Usually in some teens life he will get chased by someone probably for doing something fuking stupid lol.
Guards.
Outrunnign guards really isnt that hard but it can be depending on what type of guard they are. For instance at the local holiday resort near my house> They have security like 7 guards just patrolling around.
The average guard is usually kinda fat or they have a bit of a beer gut. But u get the occasional skinny security guard.
Heres a story of how we got chased.
WE were riding ripstiks i was on my scooter and then a guard pulled us up this was at like 930 at night.
He was all cool with us being there and he said just dont let me find anyhting missing in the morning. So we just kept riding then he drove off then about 5 mins later a guard in a van pulled us up and he was a dikhead.
He was like get out of the resort or its a 450$ fine for your old man. ANd then my friend said yeah whatever u think the guard then said i dont think i fuken know. Then my friend said hahahha u dont think everyone this guy dnt think then the guard tried to run hime over.
Then we all ran down this liitle bush track me nd chad ran into the bush and dylan and jake went down the resort road on their ripsticks. The van drove right past me n chad in the bush then i hoped out of the bush then a jeep wrangler puled up next to me so i ran back into the bush me n chad legged it then the guard highbeamed us in the bush and said ill get ya u cunt.
So we legged it for like 200m down in the bush and waited there for an hour then we walked home later that nite.
WE didnt get caught because the guards didnt get out of their cars.
Heres a couplke of tips.
If hes chasing you on foot if theres a bush near u if u have gooten away hide for a bit but try to keep moving otherwise he will probably get his maglite most guards have a 4d cell maglite.
Dont try to run on a straight track unless ur fast or fit because u will ussually get caught if ur like 16 u culd probs outrun them im 16 and i have only been caught once
You should try to practise sprinting or if you do a sport you shuld be fine.
Practice jumping fences etc if your pretty fit u can just hop over fences and usually guards cant climb them.
Police
Its the scariest thing getting chased by the cops i have only been chased once and im not gonna do that again. We were in a construction site vandalising shit then we saw a car pull up and it was high beeming us our ikes were on the other side of the fence then we saw someone walking up to us
Then he shone a torch on us then reece said fuken run its a cop
I jumped the fence grabbed my bike and ran then the cop jumped the fence and tackled one of my friends reece.
I was powering away on my pushbike with johno and stephen
Then a bullox its like a big cop 4wd cut us off one ran out and threw stephen off his bike i darted up an alley way and me and stephen split up i ditched my bike in a bushtrack about a block away from my street and then ran home
Then i went straight to bed johno rang me later that night and in the morning i got my bike.
Stephen and reece had got a caution for break and enter and me nd johno got away.
Jul 30, 2008 6:24 am - Since you’re new here are a few things I’ll advise you on:
1. Use proper, grown up grammar. You aren’t sending a text message here.
2. On a related note, check your spelling. You shouldn’t be using words such as "dikhead" and "hime." If you’re going to write an egg like this you may want to do it in word first and then copy and paste it here.
3. Make an egg on something useful. I wouldn’t classify running as something people need to learn how to do. Thats something which everyone knows how to do.
I won’t vote on this because it woud just be another zero for your egg. Just follow the advice and your next egg should come out better.
Jul 30, 2008 6:26 pm - I know its not the worst I’ve ever seen on RE but those are just a few things he can work on. Since he’s a new member I figure that if he changes for the better now than he will have an easier time later on.
Starting with the strongest of the two feet you posses, move the left or right leg with haste (bending at the knee) in a forward direction. Repeat until you are in a secure location.
A rather pointless, uninformative, and dreary story of gargantuan scale follows:
Jul 31, 2008 11:59 am - [size=5]5[/size]***** tha ks dood ,befor i read this ,i would just run around in circles
untill i triped over my untied shoelaces
Aug 01, 2008 10:13 pm - I gave you 2 sympathy stars for not having parents or teachers who cared enough to teach you to speak and/or proofread properly.
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