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A collection of recent blogs entries from everyone on rotteneggs.com


siner

Aug 07, 2008 1:44 pm - I got no weed.
Im out to search for weed. So who ever comments will get 5*’s on ther profile every day for a week.

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CleanseT eDoors

Aug 07, 2008 1:59 pm -
You can only vote for something once a week but I’ll still take it.


Dodge

Aug 07, 2008 3:41 pm -
I think it’s more than a week... Supposedly, you can only vote something once... But I need to test this. I’ll let you know.

If you run out of weed, sprinkle nutmeg in tobacco. Roll that and smoke it. Not as good, but it’ll work.


Mr_pyroskid

Aug 07, 2008 4:17 pm -
its never good to run out of weed


Lisk

Aug 07, 2008 5:05 pm -
you can only vote something once.

i know that for sure.


Mr_pyroski

Aug 06, 2008 11:45 pm - my wierd and violent dream
i had this one dream where this clown was chacing me with a sniper rifle but not shooting. so eventually he catches up beacuse im not a fast runner. and starts fighting me. well I grab the gun and start shooting him. why he didnt die I dont know. but after like 5 shots I run out of ammo. now the clown is on the ground crawling covered in blood. why he wasnt dead i still dont know. so I run up to him and start hittin him with the gun. and then I woke up. rooled onto my belly and jumped halfway acroos my bed. then I yell out WHERES MY FUCKIN GUN (really loud) after realising that it was a dream I sat up and waited for my parents to start yelling at me fortunitly they never woke up. so ya theres my wierd dream. what do you think

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timmydog an

Aug 07, 2008 1:57 am -
Hahaha, that’s pretty fucked up man. Once I had a dream that the Civil War was going on in my back yard. For some reason they had landmines, and when I stepped on one, I woke up, lol.


CleanseTheDoors

Aug 07, 2008 6:40 am -
I always used to have dreams where I die. It was kind of weird because there were so many different, odd ways. Once I was strangled by a monkey, another time I was trampled by a tiny deer in my front lawn. And to this day I don’t know why these dreams happened.


Lisk

Aug 07, 2008 9:13 am -
I hate a dream that i was running around a COD4 map (killhouse) went into one of the weird room type things. There was a naked black chick for some reason hit her with a boat ore.....

and then fucked her on a sofa (couch).

weird dream


Valo

Aug 07, 2008 4:14 pm -
I have dreams where I’m put into life or death situations and I’m fighting for my life.
Like one time I had one where this guy is about to kill me with a drill and I’m fighting for my life.
Scary shit. Fighting for your life is like instant roids


zephir

Aug 06, 2008 10:20 pm - OoooO new camera
I bought a Samsung L100 camera from circuit city yesterday. Sure beats the camera phone with its poor resolution and crappy photos.

8.2 Megapixel (takes pics so big my computer can’t process them)
3x optical 3x digital zoom
10 mb internal memory
640 and 320 pix 30/15 frame video
2 hr battery time
face recognition
camera shake fixer
and lots of other features
on sale, 109.99


It took a bit of figuring out how exactly am I supposed to take a photo of the camera without another camera. with a bit of fancy mirror work, I got this.
Taken at 3MP setting, no flash, 2 sec timer

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myincred blycreativename

Aug 06, 2008 11:00 pm -
Crank up the mega pixels, it will make your pictures come out clearer. Just a suggestion, unless you don’t have a card for it.

Anyways, awesome though. I have a Samsung camera, I think its something like a S850, its it fairly good camera, although I think something is wrong with it. Lol, not to talk down the brand, I’m just making a statement about my particular one, my friend has the same one and loves it.

So you are totally coming out with pic heavy eggs, right?! haha


timmydogman

Aug 07, 2008 1:07 am -
^He’s right dude, time for some exploration eggs!


Dodge

Aug 07, 2008 7:54 am -
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8.2 Megapixel (takes pics so big my computer can’t process them)
I have a computer running 128mb ram, and it handles my 8.some-odd mp images... Save up for computer upgrades, or change the junk that automatically loads on boot.


myincrediblycreativena e

Aug 07, 2008 9:01 am -
Quote:
I have a computer running 128mb ram, and it handles my 8.some-odd mp images... Save up for computer upgrades, or change the junk that automatically loads on boot.


Skeet Skeet. Windows 98? Or dare I say 2000?!! hehe.

It could be his video card (Or lack there-of) also.


Dodge

Aug 07, 2008 12:05 pm -
Quote:
Skeet Skeet. Windows 98? Or dare I say 2000?!! hehe.
XP, actually...
I’m just not running photochop. O.O


myincrediblycreativename

Aug 07, 2008 12:38 pm -
Quote:
XP, actually...
I’m just not running photochop. O.O


Does it run well? I was thinking about putting XP on my mother’s machine that was built to run 98 SE, but I didn’t think it would run well enough.

I just kinda assumed you wouldn’t be running XP, I thought it would barely run with 256.


zephir

Aug 07, 2008 1:07 pm -
I can view 8MP pictures, but when it comes to process them, my computer can’t deal with even 5 MP images with ease. for example, right now I’m stitching together 3- 5MP images using mspaint. Each file uses a whopping 256 MB of memory, 256 ram and 256 virtual memory. higher resolution images larger than 3 MP is just too big for my computer to handle.

Well I’m getting a new comp in November, so in the future I probably will be able to use 8MP. Its already selected- Phenom 4x 9550 with 8GB 800mhz memory, with a graphics card more powerful than my entire computer put together. Its just too expensive to upgrade my (nearly 7yrs) computer now, so I’m getting a new one.


Dodge

Aug 07, 2008 3:48 pm -
There are issues, but it works. That’s the wife’s machine. Uploading photos, and Myspace are all she uses it for, so it’s ok. Mine has 1gb, because I usually have a decent amount of crap going on...


m0rtified_ 3nguin

Aug 04, 2008 6:47 pm - Egg Mod 08
I’ve been here since 05. i’ve seen pretty much every egg that has been posted since the time i joined up till now and plan to continue reading new eggs no matter what happens in this race. the eggs were what drew me here, i only really started up on the forum in the last year or so because the sudden lack of eggs. i think dodge has been doing a hell of a job and was an excellent choice. help is always needed and appreciated though.

I don’t have any grudges with anyone on the site and to my knowledge don’t have any real hostility comming my way either. this creates a natural unbiased view i’ve held since i joined. i rate on content and as an egg mod i would be very comfortable handing out constructive critisism when needed and feel prepared to uphold the rules that the mods, the admins and owners decide upon.

a publicly elected mod is different than a publicly approved mod. while i still see an election as a somewhat foolish decision on the admins it has struck up one hell of a debate and will be a topic that can continue to breath life into the site. rotteneggs as given me alot, no matter who wins i hope they take this excellent oppurtunity to give something back. i know i would.
peace.


vote for me :P

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Coolests oes

Aug 04, 2008 11:32 pm -
If you become elected you should remove eggs from the directory that are repeats and such


left_hand

Aug 05, 2008 10:41 am -
Coolestshoes, you do realize that an egg mod can drop an egg, but not delete one right? Also, once in the directory they can not be dropped.


m0rtified_p3nguin

Aug 05, 2008 11:22 am -
i could have sworn i disabled comments


Coolestshoes

Au 05, 2008 12:32 pm -
Quote:
Poorly ranked Eggs that sink below one star will eventually be dropped from the directory, and if it remains below one star for extended amount of time will be purged.

Aug 05, 2008 2:45 pm -
I hate that picture.
Like it seriously makes me mad.


m0rtified_p3nguin

A g 05, 2008 3:13 pm -
i made it just for you

Aug 05, 2008 5:53 pm -
I would’ve replied to your intercom but your message settings are set to "juden".

I was gonna say:
"I came all over my computer screen,

That penguins face annoys the fuck out of me for some reason."


Coolestshoes

Aug 06, 2008 9:51 am -
I think I’m probably going to end up voting for you


Kuso

Aug 03, 2008 1:25 am - Myspace rant #1 - Holiday photos
So I’ve decided to do a few blogs about why myspace sucks (just so you know, I do have one, they do have their place). First rant:

We don’t need your fucking holiday photos.

OMFG!!!! U LOOK SO TTLY HOT WITH UR DAD!!!11 WHERE DID YOU TAKE TAHT PIC?!!f

here’s a great example:



PROTIP: Family photos do not make you look cool.

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D-BAG_MC ANIELS

Aug 03, 2008 1:41 am -
THAT GUY LOOKS GAY


Mr_pyroskid

Aug 03, 2008 5:42 am -
ever scice all the sex ofenders started usin myspace its prettymuch been dead


Coolestshoes

Aug 03, 2008 7:49 am -
Why are you obsessed with myspace.


-Blackhawk-

Aug 03, 2008 8:39 am -
God.. That chick’s face just annoys the shit out of me.

It seriously just makes me want to slap her.


mutton-chop

Aug 03, 2008 11:43 am -
are you sure thats even a chick??


-Original-UK-

Au 03, 2008 5:28 pm -
Thats a guy as far as i’m concerned.
Facebook FTW.


Kuso

Aug 03, 2008 11:13 pm -
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Why are you obsessed with myspace.

I have 1 other blog post that is vaguely myspace related.


Valo

Aug 04, 2008 6:24 pm -
Mr_pyroskid I wouldn’t consider 300 million users.
Now, I’m not familiar with the metric system, but that has to be about 8/10 people in the world.









Lololdspi e


tipe

Aug 04, 2008 7:26 pm -
fuuck.


Mr_pyr skid

Aug 05, 2008 10:39 am -
if u start to bleed allot then you run around the school chacing the magic fairy getting the blood all over the walls and the floor. I dont know about austrailia but in the u.s. they would evacuate the school till its all cleaned up


D-BAG_MCDANIE S

Aug 02, 2008 9:11 pm - MADE AN ITUNES GROUP
PLEASE JOIN THE ITUNES GROUP IF YOU LIKE ITUNES


ITUNES IS A GOOD PROGRAM YOU CAN DO A LOT OF THINGS WITH ITUNES LIKE LISTEN TO 35 DIFFERENT COUNTRY SONGS FROM YEAR 2001 OR ANY OTHER YEAR OR ANY OTHER GENRE LIKE RAP HIP HOP OR ROCK OR ANY OTHER GENRE YOU CAN ALSO DOWNLOAD INTERACTIVE WEB APPLICATIONS LIKE TUNES ALL IN JUST ONE SPOT

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Peace_Fr g

Aug 02, 2008 9:15 pm -
THIS IS GREAT ITS WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED, I WISH I WERE CREATIVE ENOUGH TO MAKE AN ITUNES GROUP, PLEASE POUR BBQ SAUCE ON ME.


DamnBastard

Aug 02, 2008 10:19 pm -
YOU ARE A TROLL


-Blackhawk-

Aug 03, 2008 8:43 am -
Quote:

ITUNES IS A GOOD PROGRAM YOU CAN DO A LOT OF THINGS WITH ITUNES LIKE LISTEN TO 35 DIFFERENT COUNTRY SONGS FROM YEAR 2001 OR ANY OTHER YEAR OR ANY OTHER GENRE LIKE RAP HIP HOP OR ROCK OR ANY OTHER GENRE YOU CAN ALSO DOWNLOAD INTERACTIVE WEB APPLICATIONS LIKE TUNES ALL IN JUST ONE SPOT

I believe that was a run-on sentence..


Big-chief-E-zizzl

Aug 05, 2008 8:46 am -
go away


Tantrum

Aug 01, 2008 9:01 pm - Been gone...
for a while. I’m back :D

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D-BAG_MC ANIELS

Aug 01, 2008 10:16 pm -
WELCOME BACK


-Original-UK-

Aug 02, 2008 6:53 am -
10 days since your last blog post?
O RLY?


-Blackhawk-

Aug 03, 2008 8:41 am -
Me too! :D

No, seriously though.. I’ve been gone all month. It’s nice to be back.


Stipe

Aug 04, 2008 7:16 pm -
ha ha


Kuso

Aug 01, 2008 3:46 am - Depressingly hilarious. (In an cynically ironic kind of way)
http://www.myspac .com/missingpersons

Myspa e is being such a good citizen by helping find missing persons! (Which probably went missing because of Myspace anyway)

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Kuso

Aug 01, 2008 3:48 am -
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an cynically


ah fuck.


Haroman666

Aug 01, 2008 6:00 pm -
Oh god. I hope some of those people STAY missing.


Coolestshoes

Au 01, 2008 7:52 pm -
I’m going to be a myspace celebraty when I graduate college.


Kuso

Jul 31, 2008 10:53 pm - My head is caked with blood.
Well, not quite but there sure is a shitload. I was in Phys. Ed and slammed my head into a wall, the skin split open and there was blood everywhere. I have a headache now and 4 stitches.

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Mr_pyros id

Aug 01, 2008 12:00 am -
u are goin to school durin the summer ?


Kuso

Aug 01, 2008 12:09 am -
Australia. It’s winter right now.


Dodge

Aug 01, 2008 12:34 am -
Head wounds generally bleed a lot...
Are you concussed?


CaptainFlounder

Aug 01, 2008 12:41 am -
That sucks, I also have a good story. Last year in P.E., my jaw got broken by a softball, there was blood everywhere too. I had to have surgery to fix my jaw and teeth, and needed two stitches in my lip.


Kuso

Aug 01, 2008 2:42 am -
Nah Dodge, but I do have a headache.


Lisk

Aug 01, 2008 4:59 am -
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Australia. It’s winter right now.


....those crazy aussies.


Mr_pyroskid

Aug 01, 2008 6:11 pm -
oh nm


Coolestshoes

Aug 01, 2008 7:52 pm -
HAha


GlennDanzig

Au 01, 2008 9:26 pm -
i broke my nose and upper jaw playing baseball and i bled so much it was awesome


Kuso

Aug 01, 2008 11:23 pm -
^you don’t know broken nose until you know shattered in three places nose.


GlennDanzig

Aug 02, 2008 5:43 am -
mine was in 2 places with my jaw in 2 if that counts


Kus

Aug 02, 2008 6:43 am -
Oh, that counts.


GlennDanzig

Aug 02, 2008 8:10 am -
sweet i win


Family_Guy09

ul 30, 2008 11:02 pm - Happy Birthday...to me?
It’s my 18th birthday today. Big party.
You’re all invited. Come blaze with me.

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Peace_Fr g

Jul 31, 2008 12:09 am -
Happy Birthday


Dodge

Jul 31, 2008 6:46 am -
Happy birthday...
...Stay out of trouble. It’s a whole new ballgame. o.O


CleanseTheDoors

Jul 31, 2008 8:17 am -
^He makes a very good point.


D-B G_MCDANIELS

Jul 31, 2008 10:28 am -
HAPPY BIRTHDAY


-Original-UK-

J l 31, 2008 3:06 pm -
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!


Coolestshoes

J l 31, 2008 9:46 pm -
Happy birthday, but I’m not picking up till at the earliest monday.


Mr_pyroskid

Aug 01, 2008 12:06 am -
cool now u can legaly buy cigretts

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