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How To:Bruce Lee Abs
'LULZ LOOK A BELLYBUTTON D:'

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(121 votes)
Published: May 10, 2008 6:00 p.m.
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Information Before Reading This Egg

This is not a "How to get abs" egg.
This is for people who can see their abs when they flex.
But if you do not have abs, don’t worry, because if this egg succeeds and you guys want a "How to get abs" egg, then I will make one for you.

TL;DR: There won’t be a tl;dr because this egg is fairly short and if you are too lazy to read a couple of sentences then you are probably too lazy to get abs.

Also, I have seen this once on the internet a very long time ago, but I have tested this myself.
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All right then, let’s get started!
Have you ever seen Bruce Lee’s abs?

This might sound gay, but look how "etched in" his abs look.
Well here’s a trick that will help you to get your abs looking like this without the need to flex.

THE TRICK
For best results do this everyday
Step 1. Take a couple of deep breaths.
It would help if you did this in front of a mirror

Step 2.Now take one deep breath and flex(squeeze, compress, you know what I mean) your abs and very slowly let go of the air in your lungs(your mouth should be in a very small "O" shape).

The whole process (letting the air out of your lungs) should take about 10-15 seconds.
What this does is it tightens the skin around your stomach so that you can see your abs better.
Now repeat if you want.
The great thing about this is you could do this whenever you want and it doesn’t take a long time.
Now do this for a week or two and you will begin to see results.
Of course, you will not get ripped from doing this, this is just a trick that helps your abs stand out.
So that’s it!
I’ve been doing it for a few weeks and it actually works, so try it out.

Oh yeah, and once again, if you do not have abs, don’t worry because if you guys want an egg on how to get them, I will make one.
If you guys have any questions, ask and I will answer as best as I can.
If you don’t want to post the question in a comment, jut PM me.
Please rate fairly and have a nice day.
 

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VIsTehWord

May 10, 2008 6:07 pm -
ok this is so random and soo funny


igloo_

May 10, 2008 8:19 pm -
Oh yeah and the results will be permanent unless you get fat.


Whitekong

May 10, 2008 8:35 pm -
Quote:
Oh yeah and the results will be permanent unless you get fat.


Good because this is what happens when you get fat!


igloo_

May 10, 2008 8:42 pm -
True^


Brjo

May 11, 2008 10:13 am -
99% sure that this was on youtubes front page yesterday


igloo_

May 11, 2008 10:27 am -
I didn’t get it from youtube, I don’t even go on youtube anymore.
Could you give me a link?


igloo_

May 11, 2008 10:32 am -
Yeah I just searched all over and couldn’t find anything like this on youtube...


Brjo

May 11, 2008 10:57 am -
NVM, I held my vote until I found it. The video was on the front page but it was a different method 5 stars


igloo_

May 11, 2008 11:14 am -
Oh ok, thanks man


burningman

May 11, 2008 6:32 pm -
OK, 2 stars


Mr_InterWebz

May 11, 2008 7:04 pm -
I thought you were going to fail, but this sound pretty legit 50 point for you


Mr_InterWebz

May 11, 2008 7:12 pm -
Now why would you delete me comment?
You have just hurt my feelings, 0 on your profile.


Mr_InterWebz

May 11, 2008 7:14 pm -
Wtf, my bad man It didn’t show up last time.


igloo_

May 11, 2008 8:02 pm -
That’s allright


ELECTRICJELLY

May 16, 2008 3:02 am -
Hey VALO do you this your self??? cause ive been doing it for a week and a bit and i haven’t noticed a difference.


igloo_

May 16, 2008 5:28 am -
Yeah I have been doing it myself.
Of course you need to have a bodyfat pretty low already, but take your thumb and pointer finger and pinch your sking on the side of your ribs.
You’ll see that it is getting tighter if you do it regularly


ELECTRICJELLY

May 16, 2008 6:27 pm -
Shit your right this does work i do 4 times a day now to


Weedhed

May 16, 2008 9:40 pm -
Are u on the way of makin an egg on "how to get abs" kuz it would help kuz dude i got this fat holdin me bak


igloo_

May 17, 2008 1:29 pm -
Alright dude, I’m putting some shit together and when I have time I will post it


ELECTRICJELLY

May 20, 2008 1:11 am -
thats gonna be awsome


Dodge

May 30, 2008 5:43 pm -
I believe this method is called "isometrics". Works good. 5*


igloo_

May 30, 2008 6:35 pm -
Yep, I think that’s it Dodge :D


AtlJoker

Jun 04, 2008 5:10 am -
I WANT CREAMY ABS!


micky_mick

Feb 11, 2009 1:11 pm -
Pretty good, actually works. I got a great 6-pack now, and this helped a bit... 5*


WTFasshole

Feb 28, 2009 6:45 pm -
AMAZING IT IS LIKE SWEET...... IDN THIS CAUSE i already got da abs but 5

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