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(81 votes) Published: Nov 01, 2007 3:45 p.m. Viewed 421 times
Alright, so some of you may be bored of these stories. But I had a great halloween night and think this is worth sharing so that if any of you visit the Carolina’s then you can do the same. That is if you aren’t a deuche face and give me a 0. Alright, so this is the story: My friend went to college in the carolina’s I guess where it is legal to buy smokebombs and firecrackers (and i guess he got M80’s somehow). So he comes to my area for a visit (we have been friends for a long time) and its about 2 days from halloween and we set up some great prank plans. Though he thought it was going to be suspicious shipping some fireworks over via airport luggage he sent them to my house through the mail and we got them within a few days of him leaving the Carolina’s. So then its halloween night and I tell him I hate this bitch that gave us a pop-quiz on halloween day saying that "it’s not considered a holiday or anything special to her" and purposely did it on that day. We drove to her house (this is when we are up by my area not the Carolina’s) and got some costumes and masks on. He snuck up on the top of the porch-roof above her door and whipped out an M80. Hating her not only for this test she gave that day, but also for alot of other reasons. I rang her doorbell and ran as fast as I could while he lit the fuse. He dropped it right on her wooden porch and when she was about to open the door it blew up and I could see a hunk of her porch fly up. She was, as I would say "really fuckin pissed." So then after that we had a bunch more crazy things we were doing. Some things not as funny, but one more story. If you were interested in that sort of funny story then read this one.
Story 2: After a couple other pranks like whipping eggs at pedestrians soliciting in front of 7/11’s, we needed to use his smoke bomb named "Mammoth smoke." We drove by a taxi where the driver was asleep, so we thought he was the perfect target since he also had the backseat windows a little bit open. I snuck up, taking my time, to the side window. He was still asleep. I took out my zippo and lit the fuse. As soon as I did that, I threw the smoke bomb into the car. Then I banged on his window and ran behind an alley, as I watched him leap from the car as soon as it started filling with green smoke. I saw him pull out a cell phone, and not wanting to deal with anyone at that hour, we drove away from that area. Then we continued scaring kids with some dumb costumes at the final half hour of halloween. 2 days later he left and I got to keep a couple smoke bombs. Ill save them for next year ;D.
Nov 01, 2007 10:00 pm - Best book ever....oh, my halloween,
I melted KNO3[pottasium nitrate] and sugar then pressed it in between 2 sheets of laminated paper. after i cut it into credit card sized small smokebombs with fuses attached of coarse i slipped them into every locker i could find. I made 250 and used every one :P only cost $25 and $10 for fuse
Nov 02, 2007 11:55 am - I don’t get it. If shady grey would like to be the dork that he is, and leave a short blurb about how is life is so miserable and his buttcheeks clench up as tight as a vice when he leaves people an annoying comment saying 0* N00BZ3RZ, then of course I will delete it. And if you leave another like that, then of course I will delete it again. In fact, I bet my buttcheeks clench up tighter than his everytime I think of the look on his face everytime he sees his comments are deleted. Pwned, anyone?
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