A Funny Joke *BlackAnarchist*
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(100 votes)
Published: Apr 03, 2007 11:58 p.m.
Viewed 430 times |
Ok i’ve known a good joke for a while, so here goes:
A little girl is driving with her father to the shops when a woman cuts him off, "BITCH" he yells, "daddy" says the little girl "what does bitch mean". Her dad thinks quickly and says "err, it means a woman, yes princess a woman".
The next day the little girl and her mum are driving to the shops when a man cuts her off "YOU BASTARD" she screams, the little girl asks what this means the mother replies "um, honey it means a man, yes a man". When they arrive at the shops, they walk past a sex shop with a spruiker out the front yelling "Condoms and Dildos half price, come and get ’em" the little girl ever so curious asks what condoms and dildos are the mother says that the man is elling "hats and coats". They buy a turkey for a dinner that night because they’re having a party that night.
Later on that night about half an hour before the guests arrive the little girl suprises her dad while he’s shaving and he cuts himself with the razor "SHIT" he yells, "daddy what does shit mean" the little girl inquires, the father stammers and says "it mean hair, it’s just a fancy word for hair, go down and see your mother while i finish shaving" the little girl, goes downstairs and scares her mum while she’s cutting the turkey, "FUCK i cut it wrong" the poor mother yells. the girl of course asks what this means "it, ah means cut, yes to cut the turkey" the doorbell rings, "honey would you invite our guests in" says the mother, "ok" the little girl says, "but use your best manners" says the mother sternly.
the little girl skips to the door, opens it and says "Hello bitches and bastards, may i take your condoms and dildos, dads upstairs shaving the shit off his face and mums fucking the turkey"
Hope you enjoyed it
*BlackAnarchist* |
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 | Apr 04, 2007 12:01 am -
Oh yeah, you should hear this joke when your off your face, its hilarous |
| Apr 04, 2007 12:03 am -
Oh yeah sorry about the spelling on the 7th line it’s "selling" if you didn’t realise |
 | Ap 04, 2007 12:12 am -
juvenile but fucking hilarious! 5* nice job |
| Apr 04, 2007 12:15 am -
thanks man, i know its juvinile but its sill hilarious |
| Apr 04, 2007 12:18 am -
just imagine it happening LOL fucking the turkey!!!! LOL i love this joke |
 | Apr 04, 2007 12:32 am -
I NEVER rate anything other than 0*’s And 5*’s and 1 a 2 and a 3 I GIVE YOU a 5* cause it made me laugh in this depressing world. |
| Apr 04, 2007 12:33 am -
I NEVER rate anything other than 0*’s And 5*’s and 1 a 2 and a 3 I GIVE YOU a 5* cause it made me laugh in this depressing world. |
 | Apr 04, 2007 10:04 am -
It’s funny, but I must say, it has such a long story building up to the punch (which is too predictable), in a way where it’s almost not worth it.
I normally wouldn’t rate a joke egg this high, but 3*. |
 | Apr 04, 2007 12:41 pm -
Your name should be WannabeAnarchist |
 | Apr 04, 2007 4:19 pm -
what the hell. ive heard this joke 100 times and it wasnt even that great to begin with. this should be a blog dude. 0stars |
| Apr 04, 2007 4:37 pm -
G-GRAD fuck u, im an anarchist bitch so go waddle over to ur inbred mum and crawl back into her womb bitch |
| Apr 04, 2007 4:38 pm -
oh yeah i know its sorta a known joke but some people don’t know it so im just spreading knowledge |
 | Apr 05, 2007 12:37 am -
if you’re an anarchist, explain to me what anarchy is... because if you were an anarchist, you can’t be a member of this site... anarchist’s don’t believe in rules... this site has rules... anarchy can never happen... no matter what, there will always be rules... 1* |
| Apr 05, 2007 5:20 pm -
hey fuckhead in this modern age there are several different difinitions of anarchy i follow: to never let anyone control you, to be free to do whatever you want, when you want. So shove that up your dads ass you homo |
| Apr 05, 2007 5:21 pm -
WTF you’ve been on this site for 520 hours and your only level five, u really suck balls |
| Apr 05, 2007 5:22 pm -
hahahaha at the mo there is 69 votes LOL |
 | Apr 05, 2007 8:48 pm -
5* |
 | Apr 06, 2007 12:12 am -
i heard this joke in primary school, that was a loooooooooooooooong ass time ago, 5* |
 | Apr 06, 2007 9:20 pm - YES DAMIT!!
LMFAO!!!!!DUDE! That was fuckin halarious! |
 | May 30, 2007 9:21 pm -
lol made me laugh |
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