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Smoking strange things (with Pics)

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Published: Apr 25, 2006 2:02 p.m.
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Subjekt: Smoking strange Things
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Hello again!

This is a little Guide for those who dont get marjuana and co.
This what i gonna discribe here is very strange but still allot of fun!


Themes:
1. Making your own "Stuff" (Banana).
2. Making your own "Stuff" (Herbs).
3. Smoking Banana, smell and effekt.
4. Smoking Herbs, smell and effekt.

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#1. Making your own "Stuff" (Banana)
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Ok this sounds strange and unlogically, but its possible!

>Things you need:

:#: Bananas
:#: A Knive
:#: A Microwave
:#: An electric Coffee Molen, Mortar and tappet, or your Hands.
:#: Cigarette Papers
:#: A Lighter

>Where to get those things:

Microwave: Everybody have this!
Bananas: you will get them on the market, search for those bio-bananas.
Knive: Look in your Kitchen.
Electric coffee Molen: Your Grandma may has one.
Mortar and tappet: Ask in the Apothekary.
Your Hands: They stick on your Arms dude!
Cigarette Papers: You will get them an any Petrol Station, say your Parents want some.
Lighter: Get one of your Parents when they smoke or buy Matches...

Now you put all the things on a Table.

>How-to:
First eat that soft shit inside the Banana or if u dont like, throw it on a car/window/cat/dog/child...
Now wash the Shale of the Banana, but try to leave the white side dry (that side what was inside before).

Now cut the Shale with the knive into little pieces, then put them into the microwave,

Press on the Start/On Button on your Microwave and wait untill the shales are completly dryed out.
(Youve got to open the doors of your microwave to let that steam out!)
Now when theyre completly dry, you can crush them, with the coffe molen or with the mortar and Tappet or with your hands.


when theyr crushed you can roll them in a Cigarette Paper (search in the egg directory if u dont know how to roll a cigarette/joint).

Now light them with a lighter and smoke!
The finished product should look like this:



#2. Making your own "Stuff" (Herbs)
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Smells pretty good, and you can variate much!

>Things you need:

:#: Herbs or Tea
:#: An electric Coffee Molen, Mortar and tappet, or your Hands.
:#: Cigarette Papers
:#: A Lighter
:#: A Plate

>Where to get those things:

Herbs: Look in your Garden, ask your Grandma for Herbs to make tea with, they are mosty good.
Tea: In the Supermarket.
Mortar and tappet: Ask in the Apothekary.
Your Hands: They stick on your Arms dude!
Cigarette Papers: You will get them an any Petrol Station, say your Parents want some.
Lighter: Get one of your Parents when they smoke or buy Matches...
Plate: Look in your Kitchen.

Now you put all the things on a Table.

>How-to
First, when you have fresh herbs, wash them and lay them an a plate somewhere in a room with a open window and let them dry.
(Never dry in sunlight! it will destroy the taste!)

When they are Dry, Crush them, but not too fine!
Now you can smoke them same as above.
You can smoke Tea too, but dont smoke Black tea, smells like shit. Grean tea is very good.
Mix different herbs to make your own blends.


#3. Smoking Banana, smell and Effekt
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When you are smoking Banana it smells like baken banana.
You can get high if you smoke around 9 joints but thats not healthy...

#4. Smoking Herbs, smell and Effekt
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When you are smoking Herbs you have a spicy taste.
You will feel better.

So hope you enjoyed reading all that stuff, hope you will try it.
Greetz Falk5T
 

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cameron-1777

Apr 26, 2006 5:05 pm -
one question.

whats a shale??


Falk5T

Apr 27, 2006 12:17 pm -
a shale... (fucking translate machines... (-_-)

Thats that outside a fruit... (That thing you will never eat!!!


Goldeneye

May 07, 2006 5:41 am -
gai
0*


Spaghettifier

Feb 09, 2008 8:52 am -
Quote:
fucken translate machines.. (fucking translate machines... (-_-)


what’s your first languaga?


m0rtified_p3ngui

May 07, 2008 1:11 pm -
shale = peel?

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