Aug 16, 2009 6:53 pm - My driving instructor is awesome "Floor it so you can get through the light."
"Speed Limit is for pussies"
"Drive on the median if you wanna turn and there is traffic"
Aug 16, 2009 7:47 pm - Beware of adults who do "cool" things just for you. It’s not appropriate for an adult to teach you the incorrect way of driving. My pedo detectors are going off. I fear you are in danger of being buttrushed. Get protected today!!!!!
Aug 20, 2009 2:45 pm - Dude i Lol’d like seriously lol’d not jux like giggled.
Shit is so cash. I hope you are fucking joking though
*pedo alert*
Jun 28, 2009 7:34 pm - Dear friends In an hour, with my ipod loaded with ZZ top and run dmc i embark on a transatlantic journey.
Seriously, if i dont write in three days some freaky shit happened and i died or im in a coma or whatever
Jul 01, 2009 1:42 am - Thankfully no, I did see some Chinese tourists, however. I got so excited I was going to go up to them and say "OMYGOD HI GUIS IM IZ IGLOO AND I LEIK TO KUNGFU!"
But yeah. I was driving thru the Czech Republic and it’s the most ass backwards country ever.
They made this super shiny modern bridge with 2+ meters of sidewalk space on each side but for some reason made the road wide enough for one car.
I swear (because speed laws are apparently non-existant around here, everyone drives like a maniac) when my cousin drove off that bitch fuckin 50 mph (I’m estimating because I don’t know kph) wwe fuckin caught air as we got off. T’was sweet. more stories hopefully
Dec 22, 2008 11:29 am - Abandoned KMart Exploration I remember telling someone here that there was an abandoned kmart around the neighborhood.
Well it’s freezing balls so I can’t go till past Christmas. I really don’t know if I’ll go...it’s so tempting :D
Wow, you just posted a blog crying about how no one likes you and you want us all to like you soo bad.
Great fresh start, dumbass. I wonder if you have any friends in real life...? Probably not, that’s why you care so much about people liking you on the internet.
Sep 05, 2008 5:31 pm - Finally I’m In the Top Ten ;D Wait...I shouldn’t be too proud...
May 28, 2008 5:24 am - fuck you weasel I couldn’t login because of that maintnence shit yesterday so I lost my 40 consecutive days
And two of my friends got rrod over the memorial day weekend
May 28, 2008 1:05 pm - The damn site keeps rerouting me to other random sites like ebay. The screen freezes for like 30 seconds and then goes to a different site. Its really pissing me off.
